This weekend, I had a bigly feast at my brothel in Paris Tennessee. My boyfriends and I had a superly bigliest orgy ever as we took turns sticking our heads up the bottoms of bigly fat tom turkeys, bobbing for the giblets up their holes.
Bobbing for giblets made me bigly hungry. I took bigly bites at every dangling giblet in front of my lips. The giblets acted like a bigly aphrodisiac to my appetite for meat and gravy. I surprised myself over how much I could bite off in one setting.
I outdid my boyfriends by stuffing the most bigliest giblets in my mouth at any one moment without choking. None of my boyfriends came close to how many giblets I shoved into my mouth at one time. I think I even turned red at one point while stuffing my face.
Post Authored by the Anti-Mystere Blogger Dervish Sanders WYM-299
